Calling all Mollusks! Established in 2022, The Sticky Snail Slow Bar (SSSB) is coming back to leave some sludge in your cup. Our Mollusk Martinis are legendary, and our Bloody Clams will make you moist.

The SSSB features:

• a large ‘shell’ that offers more room for elbows at the bar
• an overhang to shelter guests while they mooch our hooch
• night lighting
• our chief of foreign affairs, Sally Snail (some say she’s a puppet politician, but we haven’t found any evidence)
• bureaucracy*
• the stickiest bartop around**

* Visitors to the Mollusk Nation may apply for Permanent Resident status at the Mollusk Nation’s Embassy to obtain bar privileges. Applicants will be tested on their knowledge of mollusks and mollusk-lore. Visa and PR status may be revoked at any point by a member of the Mollusk Nation.
** The Mollusk Nation is likely responsible for any stain, snail trail or moistness that may result from time spent within our nation’s borders.